i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dicks are not precious.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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