I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tornado booty call.. dedication
the liver wants what the liver wants
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
