Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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