Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
is it fun? or sober?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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