well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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