so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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