the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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