Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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