why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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