tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Damn victory sex feels great
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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