My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
