You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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