More tranny stories later!
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Someone signed my nipple.
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