Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So vagazzling was a success
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