Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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