every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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