We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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