i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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