there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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