I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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