I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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