Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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