Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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