Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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