There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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