escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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