he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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