apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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