She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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