I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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