can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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