U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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