It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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