so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
