so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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