I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We don't watch enough power rangers
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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