just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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