Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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