the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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