its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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