i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is Oprah even human
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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