I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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