So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I will be naked everywhere
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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