***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Two words: nipple clamps
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