Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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