ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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