Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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