Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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