I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's official drugs can't kill me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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