Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
well you can't waste a boner
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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